stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

(Source: stability, via pizza)

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

(via bullied)

wickedcherub:

Everytime my husband tells me about some sporting stars achievements etc, I just reply with ‘yeah but he’s ugly’ and he gets so mad but he can’t say anything because he knows this is what women go through every single time we achieve something.

(via farawayfromnowere)

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girff:

girff:

talents: making myself seem cool over the internet

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(via bullied)

green-tea-rex:

It’s 1am so I’m sorry for the people who won’t see this. But if you want confidence and don’t know how to get it, a really good way is to be confident in other people. When you walk into Starbucks, think, “damn, that barista’s hair is da bomb!” Or when you go to school, think, “my teacher is rocking that skirt!” When you start seeing everyone as being beautiful, at some point you realize that you’re everyone too.

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lananews:

SELFIE!