aureat:

some people have sex in the kitchen

i eat in my bed

(via unprime)

reattachment:

If you want to hang out tell me like a week beforehand so I can plan out the reasons why I won’t be able to go

(via pizza)

psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

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