some people have sex in the kitchen

i eat in my bed

(via unprime)


If you want to hang out tell me like a week beforehand so I can plan out the reasons why I won’t be able to go

(via pizza)


you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

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